September92014
fuckyeahjeffchip:

I thought I could help everyone out by providing you all with an episode guide of all the Improv-A-Ganza episodes with Jeff and Chip!
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Episodes containing Jeff & Chip: 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 9, 11, 12, 14, 16-18, 21-40
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Episode 2 - The One With…. Greatest Hits: Dust Storm (Jeff & Chip) Bob’s Call: Prostate Exam (Colin & Ryan) Options: Italian & Mexican (Colin & Drew) Story: Dumb Bologna (Special Guest Charlie Sheen)
Episode 3 - The One With… Sound Effects: Garbage Man (Jeff & Ryan) Greatest Hits: Killed It in Kenya (Chip, Brad & Jeff) Options: Social Worker (Kathy & Drew) Play Book: Brad lost his job (Brad & Ryan)
Episode 5 - The One With… Greatest Hits: Short Fuse (Jeff & Chip) Reenact Audience First Date: Patrice & John (Jeff & Heather) Forward Reverse: Car accident (Jeff & Ryan, Jonathan’s call) New Choice: Inflexible Acrobat (Drew & Heather; Jeff’s call)
Episode 6 - The One With… Freeze Tag: [office ball clacker] Sound Effects: Fireman (Ryan & Chip) Two Headed Person: House of pasties (DrewJeff & ColinRyan) Greatest Hits: Flap My Jack (Jeff & Chip)
Episode 8 - The One With… Sing To Audience Member: Pam (Jeff & Jonathan) Options: Christmas displays (Chip & Greg; Jeff calls) Forward Reverse: Butterfly cards (Drew & Jeff; Ryan calls)Sentences: Takes place at IHOP/pancake house (Jonathan & Greg)
Episode 9 - The One With… Moving Bodies: Tahiti (Jonathan & Ryan) Question This: (Jonathan, Ryan, Drew & Heather; Chip as host) Sound Effects: [gay coyotes] On a farm (Jeff & Chip) Sentences: Can I Ask A Friend at Jamie Falls (Heather & Jeff)
Episode 11 - The One With… Freeze Tag: [Jonathan plays Flight Of The Bumble Bees on the horns] Sing To Audience Member: Tammy (Chip & Jonathan) Options: Boyscout (Drew & Jeff; Chip calls) Two Headed Person: Eiffel Tower tour guide (ChipJonathan & DrewHeather)
Episode 12 - The One With… Freeze Tag: [Batman & Robin; Chip as Jonathan’s kite; Drew wants piggy back ride from Joanthan] Sentences: Ice Age (Jonathan & Ryan) Reenact Audience First Date: [Jonathan kisses Jeff] Matt & Jerry (Jeff & Jonathan) Sing To Audience: Sandy (Jeff & Chip)
Episode 14 - The One With… Freeze Tag: [audience calls out freeze] Sing To Audience: Gwendolen (Chip & Brad) Bob’s Call: Sky diving (Jeff & Kathy) New Choice: Cyclops (Colin & Ryan; Brad’s call)
Episode 16 - The One With… Options: Smoke the sweeper (Heather & Chip; Jonathan’s call) Two Headed Person: Morticians and Cancun (HeatherChip & DrewJonathan) Sing To Audience: Jordan (Jeff & Jonathan) Story: The Green Giant Flies Away
Episode 17 - The One With… Sing To Audience Member: [Jeff does math] Jeanie (Jeff & Jonathan) Sound Effects: Moose hunters (Heather & Jeff) Sentences: Fishing (Drew & Ryan) New Choice: Lazy Bend Ranch (Drew & Chip; Ryan calls)
Episode 18 - The One With… Moving Bodies: Racket ball (Drew & Greg) New Choice: School Fundraising (Colin & Ryan; Jeff’s call) Question This: [Klaus the evil ski instructor] (Jeff, Drew, Colin & Greg; Ryan as host) Story: The Pig, The Cow, and Yesterday Evening
Episode 21 - The One With… Options: [Kazakhstan Tarantino Musical] Nursing (Drew & Jonathan; Jeff’s call) Forward Reverse: [TOTALLY PARTY!!] Cabo San Lucas (Jeff & Ryan; Drew’s call) Bob’s Call: Transformers (Drew & Chip) Greatest Hits: Lethal Injection (Jeff, Chip & Jonathan)
Episode 22 - The One With… New Choice: Pumpkin (Greg & Ryan; Jeff’s call) Options: Jail in Devil’s Island (Drew & Jonathan; Chip’s call) Moving Bodies: Playing tennis (Drew & Chip) Greatest Hits: Saturated Fat (Jeff, Chip & Jonathan)
Episode 23 - The One With… Two Headed Person: Organic chemistry (JeffRyan & DrewColin) Freeze Tag: [Colin the clapping monkey] Sound Effects: [Brad spits on Drew] Alexander The Great burning of the Persepolis and Hellenistic Wars (Drew & Brad; Special Guests Rich Fields & Steve Camer) Options: Sewing (Chip & Colin; call)
Episode 24 - The One With… New Choice: Medical drafting (Heather & Ryan; Jonathan’s call) Sing to Audience Member: Barbara (Jeff & Chip) Freeze Tag: [ski lift, Jonathan’s bear skin rug, raining men] Sentences: Librarian (Drew & Ryan)
Episode 25 - The One With… Sing To Audience Member: Belinda (Jeff, Chip & Brad) Sentences: Welcome To Hell (Chip & Ryan) New Choice: Lost car keys (Kathy & Ryan; Colin’s call) Greatest Hits: Soo-Wee & Our Love is Like Pork (Jeff, Chip & Brad)
Episode 26 - The One With… Moving Bodies: Maids (Jeff & Ryan) Sound Effects: (Drew & Chip) Freeze Tag: [No one tags Jeff] Greatest Hits: Tip Me Twenty (Jeff, Chip & Jonathan)
Episode 27 - The One With… Bob’s Call: Shoes (Jeff & Ryan) Forward Reverse: Janitorial (Drew & Jonathan; Jeff’s call) Options: [French Star Wars] Farmer (Heather & Ryan; Jonathan’s call) Greatest Hits: Bail Me Out (Jeff & Chip)
Episode 28 - The One With… Sing To Audience: [Jeff & Chip swaying together] Michelle (Jeff, Chip & Brad) Moving Bodies: (Drew, Colin & Ryan; Special Guest Price Is Right girls) New Choice: Sight seeing in Vegas (Colin & Kathy; call) Kick It/Word: [Thor at the beach] Manicurist (Chip & Brad; Colin’s call)
Episode 29 - The One With… Sing To Audience Member: Dianne (Jeff & Chip) Question This: [Jeff as Keanu Reeves] (Colin, Drew, Chip & Jeff; Greg as host) Freeze Tag: [Drew Carey blow out doll, Colin as Satin’s grandfather] Sentences: [takes place in a dungeon] Into The Depths (Drew & Jeff)
Episode 30 - The One With…Sentences: [sex butt] Airports (Jeff & Ryan)Reenact Audience First Date: Kally & John (Kathy & Brad)Sound Effects: Zookeepers (Drew & Colin)Greatest Hits: I Chip And You Dig (Jeff & Chip)
Episode 31 - The One With…Greatest Hits: Objection! Overruled (Jeff & Brad)Sound Effects: Lumberjack/Eco Terrorist (Colin & Brad)Sentences: Slept With My Boss (Drew & Kathy)Two Headed Person: [window] Science classroom (DrewJeff &  ChipKathy)
Episode 32 - The One With…Greatest Hits: Our Love Is Like Hot Rivets In The Pants & Blowin’ My Stack (Chip & Brad)Sentences: [Amantha & Teven, Colin the banjo welding Velociraptor] My Revolving World (Jeff & Chip)Bob’s Call: [Colin sings Ah OOOO~ with crazy dance] Helicopter/Gondola (Kathy & Colin)Moving Bodies: Ocean (Drew & Brad)
Episode 33 - The One With…Sing To Audience: [Jeff tries to go down like Chip] Jan (Jeff & Chip)Options: [Kathy and Colin’s fail accents] Doing nothing in N. Carolina & New York (Kathy & Colin; Jeff’s call)Freeze Tag: [weird urinals, Jeff’s butt shake]New Choice: Doctor & Patient (Drew & Brad; Chip’s call)
Episode 34 - The One With…Sing To Audience Member: Kristy (Jeff & Chip)Reenact Audience First Date: [the beans look like poo but are delicious] Matt & Sharron (Drew & Kathy)Freeze Tag: [Colin is the king’s nose picker]New Choice: Beautician (Kathy & Colin; Jeff’s call)
Episode 35 - The One With…Two Headed Person: [PUDDING!!!] Expert on laundry (JeffGreg & DrewKathy)Sing To Audience Member: [la di fucking da] Deanna (Jeff & Chip)Freeze Tag: [can hear the ocean threw Jeff’s butt, Drew’s donkey]Forward Reverse: [General Washington, Go on~] Revolutionary War (Drew & Chip, Jeff’s call)Sentences: Tales of Intrigue (Jeff & Ryan)
Episode 36 - The One With…Sing To Audience Member: [drug dealer] Mary (Jeff & Brad)New Choice: Construction (Drew & Kathy; Brad’s call)Freeze Tag: [Chip’s on his head]Two Headed Person: Reading Kangaroo (ColinBrad & DrewJeff)
Episode 37 - The One With…New Choice: Yacht (Drew & Ryan, Jeff’s call)Sing To Audience: Debbie (Jeff & Chip)Question This: [Drew’s alphabet fail] (Kathy, Greg, Drew & Chip; Ryan as host)Greatest Hits: Let’s Leave A Dollar In (Jeff & Chip)
Episode 38 - The One With…Moving Bodies: Amusement Park Day (Jeff & Kathy)Sound Effects: [horse with tap shoes] Rancher (Kathy & Ryan)Freeze Tag: [Jeff as crazy inflatable flailing arm man & as Christopher Walken]Bob’s Call: Swim suit collection (Greg & Ryan)
Episode 39 - The One With…Greatest Hits: Wipe The Window, Hang The Freshener, Let’s Go! (Jeff & Chip)Sentences: Like Seriously, I Don’t Know (Jeff & Colin)Options: Screen-printing/Embroidering (Chip & Colin, Jeff’s call)Sound Effects: Oil field mechanic (Drew & Chip)
Episode 40 - The One With…Greatest Hits: HMO (Jeff & Chip)Reenact Audience First Date: [Micheal never been with a woman] Terran & Micheal (Drew & Kathy)Sound Effects: Sky diving (Chip & Ryan)New Choice: [waffle cat] Waitress at a nice restaurant (Greg & Ryan; Jeff’s call)
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If there’s an episode questions, please feel free to drop us a message~

fuckyeahjeffchip:

I thought I could help everyone out by providing you all with an episode guide of all the Improv-A-Ganza episodes with Jeff and Chip!

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Episodes containing Jeff & Chip: 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 9, 11, 12, 14, 16-18, 21-40

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Episode 2 - The One With….
Greatest Hits: Dust Storm (Jeff & Chip)
Bob’s Call: Prostate Exam (Colin & Ryan)
Options: Italian & Mexican (Colin & Drew)
Story: Dumb Bologna (Special Guest Charlie Sheen)

Episode 3 - The One With…
Sound Effects: Garbage Man (Jeff & Ryan)
Greatest Hits: Killed It in Kenya (Chip, Brad & Jeff)
Options: Social Worker (Kathy & Drew)
Play Book: Brad lost his job (Brad & Ryan)

Episode 5 - The One With…
Greatest Hits: Short Fuse (Jeff & Chip)
Reenact Audience First Date: Patrice & John (Jeff & Heather)
Forward Reverse: Car accident (Jeff & Ryan, Jonathan’s call)
New Choice: Inflexible Acrobat (Drew & Heather; Jeff’s call)

Episode 6 - The One With…
Freeze Tag: [office ball clacker]
Sound Effects: Fireman (Ryan & Chip)
Two Headed Person: House of pasties (DrewJeff & ColinRyan)
Greatest Hits: Flap My Jack (Jeff & Chip)

Episode 8 - The One With…
Sing To Audience Member: Pam (Jeff & Jonathan)
Options: Christmas displays (Chip & Greg; Jeff calls)
Forward Reverse: Butterfly cards (Drew & Jeff; Ryan calls)
Sentences: Takes place at IHOP/pancake house (Jonathan & Greg)

Episode 9 - The One With…
Moving Bodies: Tahiti (Jonathan & Ryan)
Question This: (Jonathan, Ryan, Drew & Heather; Chip as host)
Sound Effects: [gay coyotes] On a farm (Jeff & Chip)
Sentences: Can I Ask A Friend at Jamie Falls (Heather & Jeff)

Episode 11 - The One With…
Freeze Tag: [Jonathan plays Flight Of The Bumble Bees on the horns]
Sing To Audience Member: Tammy (Chip & Jonathan)
Options: Boyscout (Drew & Jeff; Chip calls)
Two Headed Person: Eiffel Tower tour guide (ChipJonathan & DrewHeather)

Episode 12 - The One With…
Freeze Tag: [Batman & Robin; Chip as Jonathan’s kite; Drew wants piggy back ride from Joanthan]
Sentences: Ice Age (Jonathan & Ryan)
Reenact Audience First Date: [Jonathan kisses Jeff] Matt & Jerry (Jeff & Jonathan)
Sing To Audience: Sandy (Jeff & Chip)

Episode 14 - The One With…
Freeze Tag: [audience calls out freeze]
Sing To Audience: Gwendolen (Chip & Brad)
Bob’s Call: Sky diving (Jeff & Kathy)
New Choice: Cyclops (Colin & Ryan; Brad’s call)

Episode 16 - The One With…
Options: Smoke the sweeper (Heather & Chip; Jonathan’s call)
Two Headed Person: Morticians and Cancun (HeatherChip & DrewJonathan)
Sing To Audience: Jordan (Jeff & Jonathan)
Story: The Green Giant Flies Away

Episode 17 - The One With…
Sing To Audience Member: [Jeff does math] Jeanie (Jeff & Jonathan)
Sound Effects: Moose hunters (Heather & Jeff)
Sentences: Fishing (Drew & Ryan)
New Choice: Lazy Bend Ranch (Drew & Chip; Ryan calls)

Episode 18 - The One With…
Moving Bodies: Racket ball (Drew & Greg)
New Choice: School Fundraising (Colin & Ryan; Jeff’s call)
Question This: [Klaus the evil ski instructor] (Jeff, Drew, Colin & Greg; Ryan as host)
Story: The Pig, The Cow, and Yesterday Evening

Episode 21 - The One With…
Options: [Kazakhstan Tarantino Musical] Nursing (Drew & Jonathan; Jeff’s call)
Forward Reverse: [TOTALLY PARTY!!] Cabo San Lucas (Jeff & Ryan; Drew’s call)
Bob’s Call: Transformers (Drew & Chip)
Greatest Hits: Lethal Injection (Jeff, Chip & Jonathan)

Episode 22 - The One With…
New Choice: Pumpkin (Greg & Ryan; Jeff’s call)
Options: Jail in Devil’s Island (Drew & Jonathan; Chip’s call)
Moving Bodies: Playing tennis (Drew & Chip)
Greatest Hits: Saturated Fat (Jeff, Chip & Jonathan)

Episode 23 - The One With…
Two Headed Person: Organic chemistry (JeffRyan & DrewColin)
Freeze Tag: [Colin the clapping monkey]
Sound Effects: [Brad spits on Drew] Alexander The Great burning of the Persepolis and Hellenistic Wars (Drew & Brad; Special Guests Rich Fields & Steve Camer)
Options: Sewing (Chip & Colin; call)

Episode 24 - The One With…
New Choice: Medical drafting (Heather & Ryan; Jonathan’s call)
Sing to Audience Member: Barbara (Jeff & Chip)
Freeze Tag: [ski lift, Jonathan’s bear skin rug, raining men]
Sentences: Librarian (Drew & Ryan)

Episode 25 - The One With…
Sing To Audience Member: Belinda (Jeff, Chip & Brad)
Sentences: Welcome To Hell (Chip & Ryan)
New Choice: Lost car keys (Kathy & Ryan; Colin’s call)
Greatest Hits: Soo-Wee & Our Love is Like Pork (Jeff, Chip & Brad)

Episode 26 - The One With…
Moving Bodies: Maids (Jeff & Ryan)
Sound Effects: (Drew & Chip)
Freeze Tag: [No one tags Jeff]
Greatest Hits: Tip Me Twenty (Jeff, Chip & Jonathan)

Episode 27 - The One With…
Bob’s Call: Shoes (Jeff & Ryan)
Forward Reverse: Janitorial (Drew & Jonathan; Jeff’s call)
Options: [French Star Wars] Farmer (Heather & Ryan; Jonathan’s call)
Greatest Hits: Bail Me Out (Jeff & Chip)

Episode 28 - The One With…
Sing To Audience: [Jeff & Chip swaying together] Michelle (Jeff, Chip & Brad)
Moving Bodies: (Drew, Colin & Ryan; Special Guest Price Is Right girls)
New Choice: Sight seeing in Vegas (Colin & Kathy; call)
Kick It/Word: [Thor at the beach] Manicurist (Chip & Brad; Colin’s call)

Episode 29 - The One With…
Sing To Audience Member: Dianne (Jeff & Chip)
Question This: [Jeff as Keanu Reeves] (Colin, Drew, Chip & Jeff; Greg as host)
Freeze Tag: [Drew Carey blow out doll, Colin as Satin’s grandfather]
Sentences: [takes place in a dungeon] Into The Depths (Drew & Jeff)

Episode 30 - The One With…
Sentences: [sex butt] Airports (Jeff & Ryan)
Reenact Audience First Date: Kally & John (Kathy & Brad)
Sound Effects: Zookeepers (Drew & Colin)
Greatest Hits: I Chip And You Dig (Jeff & Chip)

Episode 31 - The One With…
Greatest Hits: Objection! Overruled (Jeff & Brad)
Sound Effects: Lumberjack/Eco Terrorist (Colin & Brad)
Sentences: Slept With My Boss (Drew & Kathy)
Two Headed Person: [window] Science classroom (DrewJeff &  ChipKathy)

Episode 32 - The One With…
Greatest Hits: Our Love Is Like Hot Rivets In The Pants & Blowin’ My Stack (Chip & Brad)
Sentences: [Amantha & Teven, Colin the banjo welding Velociraptor] My Revolving World (Jeff & Chip)
Bob’s Call: [Colin sings Ah OOOO~ with crazy dance] Helicopter/Gondola (Kathy & Colin)
Moving Bodies: Ocean (Drew & Brad)

Episode 33 - The One With…
Sing To Audience: [Jeff tries to go down like Chip] Jan (Jeff & Chip)
Options: [Kathy and Colin’s fail accents] Doing nothing in N. Carolina & New York (Kathy & Colin; Jeff’s call)
Freeze Tag: [weird urinals, Jeff’s butt shake]
New Choice: Doctor & Patient (Drew & Brad; Chip’s call)

Episode 34 - The One With…
Sing To Audience Member: Kristy (Jeff & Chip)
Reenact Audience First Date: [the beans look like poo but are delicious] Matt & Sharron (Drew & Kathy)
Freeze Tag: [Colin is the king’s nose picker]
New Choice: Beautician (Kathy & Colin; Jeff’s call)

Episode 35 - The One With…
Two Headed Person: [PUDDING!!!] Expert on laundry (JeffGreg & DrewKathy)
Sing To Audience Member: [la di fucking da] Deanna (Jeff & Chip)
Freeze Tag: [can hear the ocean threw Jeff’s butt, Drew’s donkey]
Forward Reverse: [General Washington, Go on~] Revolutionary War (Drew & Chip, Jeff’s call)
Sentences: Tales of Intrigue (Jeff & Ryan)

Episode 36 - The One With…
Sing To Audience Member: [drug dealer] Mary (Jeff & Brad)
New Choice: Construction (Drew & Kathy; Brad’s call)
Freeze Tag: [Chip’s on his head]
Two Headed Person: Reading Kangaroo (ColinBrad & DrewJeff)

Episode 37 - The One With…
New Choice: Yacht (Drew & Ryan, Jeff’s call)
Sing To Audience: Debbie (Jeff & Chip)
Question This: [Drew’s alphabet fail] (Kathy, Greg, Drew & Chip; Ryan as host)
Greatest Hits: Let’s Leave A Dollar In (Jeff & Chip)

Episode 38 - The One With…
Moving Bodies: Amusement Park Day (Jeff & Kathy)
Sound Effects: [horse with tap shoes] Rancher (Kathy & Ryan)
Freeze Tag: [Jeff as crazy inflatable flailing arm man & as Christopher Walken]
Bob’s Call: Swim suit collection (Greg & Ryan)

Episode 39 - The One With…
Greatest Hits: Wipe The Window, Hang The Freshener, Let’s Go! (Jeff & Chip)
Sentences: Like Seriously, I Don’t Know (Jeff & Colin)
Options: Screen-printing/Embroidering (Chip & Colin, Jeff’s call)
Sound Effects: Oil field mechanic (Drew & Chip)

Episode 40 - The One With…
Greatest Hits: HMO (Jeff & Chip)
Reenact Audience First Date: [Micheal never been with a woman] Terran & Micheal (Drew & Kathy)
Sound Effects: Sky diving (Chip & Ryan)
New Choice: [waffle cat] Waitress at a nice restaurant (Greg & Ryan; Jeff’s call)

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If there’s an episode questions, please feel free to drop us a message~

July182014
12PM
birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.

birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.

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pbsthisdayinhistory:

July 18, 1925: Hitler Publishes Mein Kampf
On this day in 1925, Nazi leader Adolf Hitler published the first volume of his autobiographical manifesto, Mein Kampf (“My Struggle”) in which he explained his racial and political ideologies, which would become the foundation for the Nazi Party. Mein Kampf was a bitter and anti-Semitic narrative, worshiping power and discrediting morality, serving as a blueprint for Hitler’s plan for Nazi world domination.
For the first time ever, the story emerges of a group of Americans who lived in Berlin in the early days of Hitler’s rise to power.  Watch as PBS NewsHour’s Margaret Warner speaks with author and former journalist Andrew Nagorski about his book, “Hitlerland: American Eyewitnesses to the Nazi Rise to Power”.
Photo: Wikimedia Commons

pbsthisdayinhistory:

July 18, 1925: Hitler Publishes Mein Kampf

On this day in 1925, Nazi leader Adolf Hitler published the first volume of his autobiographical manifesto, Mein Kampf (“My Struggle”) in which he explained his racial and political ideologies, which would become the foundation for the Nazi Party. Mein Kampf was a bitter and anti-Semitic narrative, worshiping power and discrediting morality, serving as a blueprint for Hitler’s plan for Nazi world domination.

For the first time ever, the story emerges of a group of Americans who lived in Berlin in the early days of Hitler’s rise to power.  Watch as PBS NewsHour’s Margaret Warner speaks with author and former journalist Andrew Nagorski about his book, “Hitlerland: American Eyewitnesses to the Nazi Rise to Power”.

Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

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June202014
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tastefullyoffensive:

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